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OK ... I know I'm missing something very obvious, but how do you add a quote to your signature. I've had a look on my profile and just cant see where its supposed to go!
I just added 2 quotes that I have loved for years to my signature line. The first quote is from a very old newpaper cartoon strip that was called "Bert & Ernie" I think. The second quote I found on a canvas tote in New Orleans many, many years ago and just had to have. When a tote has a true statement on it, ya just gotta have it!!!
__________________ Linda Page
Visit my SCS gallery..it's slowly growing!
I wanted to become a Legend in My Own Time...but all I became was an unsubstantiated rumor!
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!
I'm one of those people who check SCS throughout my work day. I sit in a nice quiet office of about 50 learning and education people (in close proximity), I just disrupted everyone around my with my very loud laughter at "Never argue with an idiot. First they drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience". I have now started a document to cover up the fact I'm not working titled Writing to Reach Your Audience. Sounds like a training event I took a year ago, who would know it's the funniest one-liners ever. Keep them coming.
I am so posting that one liner ("Never argue with an idiot. First they drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience") in my office to see who laughs and who doesn't!
__________________ A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"
I just came across a bunch of good signature lines, so I thought I'd revive this ol' thread ~ wasn't even sure I'd find it but here it is!! I think there are a lot of people who have joined the site and changed their signature lines since this one was started!
Here are some new ones to share:
binx - "In a world of deceit, to tell the truth is a revolutionary act." - unknown
MaryAnnK - "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. "
ladybugstamper2 - "I only stamp on days that end with 'Y' "
SO any other great ones out there? Your own?! Love to see 'em
My favorite is still the dogs feet smell like fritos. I was laying on the couch watching tv and my dog stuck his foot in my face, I thought about the signature and went ahead and smelled his foot. Sure enough, smelled like fritos!!
My favorite is still the dogs feet smell like fritos. I was laying on the couch watching tv and my dog stuck his foot in my face, I thought about the signature and went ahead and smelled his foot. Sure enough, smelled like fritos!!
I know!!! Me, too!! I first saw the line when she was a puppy... and then, they didn't. She still had puppy smell . But now.. yep. Fritos. Go figure!
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." ~Erma Bombeck
God bless
Nyoka
__________________ Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. ~Virgil A. Kraft
Not a siggy line but a magnet that used to be on my fridge ...
No man was ever shot by a woman while washing the dishes
(and no I have not shot my husband ... we recently moved and, when I unpacked it, I found that the magnet came off and I haven't glued it back on yet.)
Not a siggy line but a magnet that used to be on my fridge ...
No man was ever shot by a woman while washing the dishes
(and no I have not shot my husband ... we recently moved and, when I unpacked it, I found that the magnet came off and I haven't glued it back on yet.)
This was so much fun to read through! I have seen so many fun signatures, but can't remember where! I will start writing them down now! Two that I did find that I really like are: Toy: I wish my mouth had a backspace key.
and: Sparkleplenty 1000: Young at heart, slightly older in other parts. and also: The only thing wrong with doing nothing is I never know when I am finished.
Keep them coming!
__________________ Anne
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much The early bird might get the worm, but I would rather sleep late and eat chocolate!
God grant me the space to put away the things I buy,
The money to buy the things I want,
And the wisdom to know when to get rid of something, so I can get something else.
God grant me the space to put away the things I buy,
The money to buy the things I want,
And the wisdom to know when to get rid of something, so I can get something else.
I don't remember whose line this was, (sorry!)
" you can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones to concentrate on" TOO Funny!!
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a house that has a cat. ~ Wesley Bates
Why thank you! I saw that in a set of cat quote stamps, unfortunately, I lost the link before I could buy them! :confused: If anyone sees it, let me know...
I'm so glad this thread was started again. Some how I missed it the first time around. These signature lines are a hoot. I need to make a list of them to share with my friends.
